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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I've Got the Power

They say "When I'm right nobody remembers, when I'm wrong everybody forgets." Yet that does not apply to the Iraqi people. Griping over electricity shortage, among many other dysfunctions, may be their all-time favourite subject but when it exists they do express their satisfaction and one could feel hope in their voices.

Personally, I appreciate blackouts as much as I do power presence, so to speak. All the precious moments I tend to treasure have occurred during times of electricity failure.

This sign of civilization seems to have created rifts amongst family members. For instance, my family and I rarely eat on one table. The kitchen table has been crying for mercy. Electricity is culpable for not using the chairs in ages. I, for instance, would rather wolf at my dinner or lunch while watching TV. Mum would be using the internet and step-dad must have found something else to busy himself with.

Once the generator starts chugging all family conversations are put on hold. I have started to enjoy talking to virtual friends and placed chats with mum or step-dad on a backburner. Conversely, only when mum is online I sense how lonely it must have felt for her when I was glued to the PC screen like a statue. I hated myself for glowering at her every time she pops in for a chat, and not surprisingly she did the same.

As luck would have it, things took strange turns within the past week. The street and the 6.5 KV generators both stopped functioning. The state electricity, being the way it is, was not a perfect substitute. Those days were the best of the lot. Instead of staying indoors 24/7 I've decided to grab a paperback and read in the front yard. Not only did I finish a considerable number of pages, I also haven't got the chance to enjoy the warm winter sun of Baghdad in weeks. As for mum, she got back to her yoga, which may look so geeky for the beholder, but with time I saw the positive impact in her attitude. Poor step-dad had to spring to action to repair the generators, otherwise he would be harshly accused of laziness. Not wanting to take the credit for fixing the power-generating set, he asked me to be his apprentice. Recognizing each part's name was not an issue, whenever he wanted me to hand him a tool he would go like, "could you bring me that thingie that looks like this one". Like a robot, I rummaged in his toolbox and found the piece in question in no time.

In the dead of the night, having no electricity at all seemed like a good reason to curse the government, but thanks to human nature, we got used to those power cuts. Strangely, I've started to look forward to those moments before I fall asleep. It is the right time to have a mother-daughter conversation, when mum starts reminiscing her childhood, my siblings' and my naughtiest mischief. She tells me about her future plans and I tell her about mine.

I forgot to say that I've reverted to the good ol' paper and pen lately. Thanks to power cuts, I am now using those two more often. I jot down whatever I have in mind, once Lady Electricity pops in for a short visit I type my scribbles and voila; it's a post.

I hope politicians wouldn't read this. Once they realize people are enjoying the darkness, they might give orders to operate the power plants. We don't want that, do we?


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15 Comments:

Blogger MixMax said...

wonderful, as usual, funny and sarcastic, so it is always the case, beautifull, no doubt about it:)

8:11 PM  
Blogger chikitita said...

Thanks Mixmax, what a nice thing to say.

9:33 PM  
Anonymous miraj said...

Thanks Chiki for making me laugh. Walla you made my day. I would have never imagined that anyone could make me laugh over a very crucial important hurting thing which is affecting my life from all aspects especially business.

MixMax hi 3eni. Sorry I'm not around like before dear.

11:03 PM  
Blogger chikitita said...

My pleasure Miraj. Sorry for whatever you've been through.

11:14 PM  
Blogger MixMax said...

wala yhmich 3yoni, Miraj, the most important thing that you are OK, and thanks to Chiki for making you laugh

1:43 AM  
Blogger khalid jarrar said...

Dear Tita il warda:)
mota2alliqa as usual!

And everytime i come here i eat my heart min il 7asad 3ala your amazing language.

you have a very nice attitude bi mowajahat il 7ayat, all iraqis should learn minnich:D

khala om tita practices Yoga? how cool is that?:))

anyways, if thigns became worse, and you couldnt find a job within the range of shahadtich, now you know you can always work as 9abi feeter:D

2:50 AM  
Blogger Marshmallow26 said...

Hello bel feetarchia Tita, how cool !! hahah

Now its my turn to escape from my gloomy blog to read your funny and acrimonious words , very cool.

I enjoy reading your posts as long as you are using new vocabulary...

Ciao Aus6a Tita...

9:34 AM  
Blogger chikitita said...

Marshie and Khwelid,

Thank you both. Promise to fix all your generators free of charge. Oh I didn't say we couldn't fix it did I?? :D

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shako mako,

You are truly remarkable chikitita.

11:18 AM  
Blogger chikitita said...

Thanks Anonymous

4:23 PM  
Blogger khalid jarrar said...

hehe no you missed that tiny bit of detail!
itha heech remind me not to ask you to fix my generator, alla yi3lam shitsawween beeha tali hahahaha:D

2:35 AM  
Blogger A&Eiraqi said...

Dear chiki
I know how hard it is. Life in Iraq is not a life by all the means.
It's great that you haven't lost your sense of humor.
Regards

2:49 AM  
Blogger galensmark said...

Dear Chik,
Stay safe, I pray a favorable solution for all good Iraqis is near.
gm

1:20 PM  
Blogger chikitita said...

Hey A&EIraqi,

No I cannot lose that. Acebric is my middle name :D

1:20 PM  
Blogger chikitita said...

Thanks GM

10:15 PM  

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